What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:29
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Deportees are being held in a converted shipping container in Djibouti, ICE says - NPR
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
So they tried
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
What is your favourite colour and why?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
'Cheers' star's cause of death released - KSDK
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Subway owner buys mega-popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - AL.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
—
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Michael Altenhofen Is NASA Deputy Chief of Staff - NASA Watch