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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Deportees are being held in a converted shipping container in Djibouti, ICE says - NPR

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

So they tried

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

What is your favourite colour and why?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

In axing mRNA contract, Trump delivers another blow to US biosecurity, former officials say - ABC News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

'Cheers' star's cause of death released - KSDK

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Subway owner buys mega-popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - AL.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Most people obey arbitrary rules even when it's not in their interest to do so, experiments show - Phys.org

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Michael Altenhofen Is NASA Deputy Chief of Staff - NASA Watch